CHUCK NORRIS AT DISNEYWORLD

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  • #12289
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    Chuck Norris was stopped by WDW security and
    Chuck said, “I’m not carrying anything! So what’s the problem?”
    Security “Sorry Mr. Norris but you ARE A LETHAL WEAPON!”
    Chuck “So what’s the problem?”
    Security “Nothing Sir, go right ahead and have a Magical Day!”
    :ears:

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    The sun never sets on Disney Parks because Chuck wont let it.

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    Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon when he hit his fist on the ground in anger

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    Before Chuck Norris rode it, Big Thunder Mountain Railroad was known as “Little Rumble Hill Trail.”

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    Chuck Norris rode Soarin’ around the World and decided to hop off onto the Great Wall of China.
    :cool:

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    Chick Norris. The rest is irrelvant

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    Chuck Norris found and rubbed the lamp. When the genie popped out he said I am here to grant you your……………. Oh my you’re Chuck Norris! Don’t worry about the 3 wishes what ever you need is yours Chuck!

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    Chuck Norris grants the Genie 3 wishes

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    Chuck Norris went into the Animation Academy class and everyone drew portraits of Chuck!
    :cool:

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    Kwai Chang Caine sought out Chuck Norris for training at the Jedi Academy

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    Chuck Norris rode PotC and he got the redhead!

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    The dog on PotC gave Chuck Norris the keys

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    Chuck Norris rode splash Mountain and didn’t get wet. Not even a drop.

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    When Chuck Norris rode Buzz Lightyear Space Ranger, Emperor Zurg ran away.

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    Funny thing is, on youtube, the add before the video is the add

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