CHUCK NORRIS AT DISNEYWORLD

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January 30, 2017 at 11:54 am #10808

missingWDW
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At Disney, attractions have 3 lines:
*Standby
*FastPass
*Chuck Norris

January 30, 2017 at 11:54 am #10809

dngnb8
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Darth Vader succumbs to the Power of the Force that is, Chuck Norris

January 30, 2017 at 12:20 pm #10818

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Chuck Norris climbed Expedition Everest and stayed up there for a week.
He said he liked the view.

January 30, 2017 at 12:34 pm #10821

kcboston
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When Chuck enters a park, they send all the security guards home, because nothing bad happens on Chuck’s watch

January 30, 2017 at 12:39 pm #10823

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Nobody wears Chuck Norris ears!

January 30, 2017 at 12:48 pm #10826

Jloosh78
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Chuck Norris once ate a turkey in one bite then used the bone as a tooth pick!

January 30, 2017 at 1:09 pm #10836

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The Phoenicians thank Chuck Norris for the alphabet.

January 30, 2017 at 1:12 pm #10837

Jloosh78
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once while at Alien Encounter Chuck captured and whooped the escaped alien. Thus the attraction had to close.

January 30, 2017 at 1:12 pm #10838

kcboston
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Disney closed Mission to Mars because Chuck actually took it to Mars

January 30, 2017 at 1:13 pm #10839

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Chuck Norris rides the Rock’n’ Roller Coaster with his hands and FEET in the air.

January 30, 2017 at 1:16 pm #10841

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while constructing the France pavilion enginears where faced with the daunting task of replicating the Eifel tower until chuck grabbed the actual tower and squeezed it betwwen his hands like an accordian put it in his pocket brought it to WDW and then stretched it back out.

January 30, 2017 at 1:21 pm #10843

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At Disney Studios Jedi Knights go the the Chuck Norris Training Academy.
:yoda:

January 30, 2017 at 1:24 pm #10844

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Chuck Norris tried Beverly and loved it. So did everyone else that day.

January 30, 2017 at 1:28 pm #10845

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Chuck Norris went to the Magic Kingdom last week and rode the Skyway…
Three times.

January 30, 2017 at 2:22 pm #10857

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Chuck Norris isn’t allowed to go back to Teppan Edo after he made a REAL volcano on the grill.
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