CHUCK NORRIS AT DISNEYWORLD

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  • January 30, 2017 at 10:36 am #10749
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    The 3 o’clock Parade starts when Chuck Norris says so!
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    January 30, 2017 at 10:38 am #10752
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    The “Chuck Norris” ice cream bar never melts!
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    January 30, 2017 at 10:42 am #10758
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    When Chuck Norris went to see Stitch’s Great Escape, Stitch chose to stay in the tube and not move. He didn’t escape for the rest of the day…and there was much rejoicing.

    January 30, 2017 at 10:47 am #10768
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    Chuck Norris can do drinks around the World while standing in one spot! The world comes to Chuck.
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    January 30, 2017 at 11:14 am #10782
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    Technically, it’s Chuck Norris and not Donald who is the #1 Duck. It doesn’t even matter that Chuck isn’t a duck, he’s automatically #1 in everything

    January 30, 2017 at 11:19 am #10787
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    Gaston is actually spelled C-H-U-C-K!

    January 30, 2017 at 11:26 am #10794
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    The Chuck Norris version of the Dole Whip comes in a Can.
    It’s a can of Whoopa$$!
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    January 30, 2017 at 11:27 am #10795
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    Simba actually bows to Chuck Norris!

    January 30, 2017 at 11:29 am #10797
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    The Queueueuueuees at WDW wait for Chuck Norris!
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    January 30, 2017 at 11:34 am #10798
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    The Yeti didn’t destroy the tracks on Everest
    Chuck Norris did

    January 30, 2017 at 11:36 am #10799
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    Chuck Norris got the highest score on Toy Story Mania with his eyes closed>

    January 30, 2017 at 11:40 am #10801
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    Chuck Norris can navigate Disney World’s Utilidors with the lights out.
    While riding a unicycle.
    While eating a Chuck Norris Bar!
    And juggling 6 balls.
    :cool:

    January 30, 2017 at 11:40 am #10802
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    Chuck Norris IS Belle’s Beast
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    January 30, 2017 at 11:45 am #10804
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    Chuck Norris rode it’s a small world and had a frown on his face.
    Everyone quit singing.
    And he smiled.
    Or so it’s been rumored.
    :cool:

    January 30, 2017 at 11:49 am #10805
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    The bridge on Kilamanjaro Safaris doesn’t shake because the vehicle is too big
    It shakes cause Chuck Norris is under there

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