When your wish comes from Jafar
- April 20, 2017 at 3:22 pm #23218
I figured I’d revive this classic created by @albino_pygmy…
“This is the Disney version of the “Wish Corruption” game, where you would make any wish you’d like, to only be made true in a twisted and humorous way that you weren’t quite expecting. Each post must grant the wish above their post with “Jafar grants your wish, and . . . ” and then you finish off what happens after the wish is granted, and then you make a wish of your own.
Player A: I wish for a million bucks.
Player B: Jafar grants your wish, and you now have a million bucks and have no room for you or your million deer to live comfortably.
I wish for a free trip to Disney.
So, with that in mind, we’ll use the last question from the example to start off the game. Have fun!”
…aaaaaand GO!April 20, 2017 at 8:08 pm #23245
Jafar grants your wish, and a hurricane shuts down all parks during your visit.
I wish for Dole Whips to served at breakfast.April 21, 2017 at 1:19 pm #23344
Jafar grants your wish and you get massive brain freeze after only a taste.
I wish for a week-long stay at the Polynesian.
(Did I get it right?)April 21, 2017 at 1:47 pm #23353
You did get it right! And as a reward, Jafar grants your wish…
You will be staying at the Polynesian Resort, confined to your room, because all resorts guests are being quarantined for a mystery stomach illness. Room service will be serving Pepto Bismol shakes for $14.95 each (plus 18% gratuity and FL state taxes). Unfortunately, mousekeeping has run out of TP… so you will have to improvise. Aloha and have a magical stay!
I wish I could ride Horizons one more time…April 21, 2017 at 1:52 pm #23355
Jafar grants your wish and the ride breaks down and you are stuck listening to “There’s a Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow” in the one scene for 2.5 hours.
I wish I could go on Radiator Springs Racers right now.April 21, 2017 at 2:05 pm #23361
Jafar grants your wish and in a magical twist, the vehicles become sentient like their movie counterparts. They’re tired of multiple people sitting in them and forcing them to go on the same trip repeatedly. They are now refusing you service, leaving you and several hundred guest stranded in line while cast members try to sort out the situation and convince the cars to play along.
I wish I could have a meal at the dining room table in the Haunted Mansion.April 21, 2017 at 2:21 pm #23368
Jafar grants your wish but the ghosts keep moving your plates and silverware around making it nearly impossible for you to eat.
I wish I could go on Soarin’ without waiting in a 2 hour line!April 21, 2017 at 4:43 pm #23392
Jafar grants your wish and you are forced to go through the Sydney scene for seven hours straight
I wish for Stitch’s Great Escape to go back to full operationsApril 25, 2017 at 5:38 pm #23995
Granted. Your the first person Stitch operates on, without anesthesia.
I wish to be the winner of a night in the castleApril 25, 2017 at 6:00 pm #23997
Jafar grants your wish. You win a night on in the castle, on the floor of the tunnel, no mattress or pillows, in January, while it is raining… sleep tight.
I wish I could spend every holiday at WDW.April 26, 2017 at 6:59 am #24041
Jafar grants your wish. You will spend every holiday at WDW…in the undeveloped and swampy portions of the property as the resorts and parks will be filled to capacity…after all it would be unfair to deny the wish to all the others wanting the same thing
I wish I could be a cast member at Walt Disney World!April 26, 2017 at 3:50 pm #24209
Jafar grants your wish and you are forced to only clean up vomit at all times with no breaks.
I wish to have an animatronic of myself hidden at WDW. ( that sounds really selfish when I think about it)April 26, 2017 at 6:49 pm #24219
Granted, you are used as the shell.
I wish I was eating a Mickey Ice creamApril 27, 2017 at 7:54 am #24279
Jafar grants your wish. It begins raining melted ice cream and wooden sticks.
I wish I was sitting in the enchanted Tiki RoomMay 3, 2017 at 2:40 am #25295
Jafar grants your wish but you now have to sing the “Let’s All Sing Like the Birdies Sing” tune all vacation. 😀
I wish I was an all powerful Genie!
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