Describe your job using only terms that a disney junkiee would understand
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I use my wizard skills to magically *poof* 20 page briefs with perfect case cites into existence and then wish upon a star that the king doesn’t red line the zippity do da out of it.
What type of law do you work in? There have been several paralegals popping up on here lately, which is funny to me because most of the time I tell people I’m a paralegal and they ask “what the heck is that?!”
I’m a paralegal for a small law firm. Just me and two attorneys. We are in a small town (just over 3,000) so we do anything and everything. Criminal, civil, estate, ect. We are also the City attorney for the City we are in. So we get to do government work as well.
And I’m a city commissioner for the city as well, so I get all the fun government work as well!
Like WALL-E
I take other peoples’ junk and make use of it, but I do it virtually, so I look like Mr. Incredible at his day job, but go to work dressed like the Genie on vacation.I feel like a Disney parade attendant constantly giving the crowd commands. I continually ask them to move in front of the tape line to find a spot or to keep walking. All the while NO ONE is really listening to me and I repeat myself over and over and over…..
@disneybug, I think this might be the best and most accurate description for a teacher ever!!
When I get to work, I immediately turn into Fix-It Felix. While some of my coworkers walk around the office saying “I’m Gonna Wreck It!” the rest of them run around in a panic crying “Fix it, Felix!” while dropping piles of
on my desk for me to figure out. By the end of the day, I’m usually 
, sleepy, or grumpy, or all three!
I’m a Mater in Mr. Incredible’s day job, working for Seven Dwarves who act like Mr. Banks.
And whether I’m running late for work, or anxiously leaving at the end of the day, I always manage to drive like Herbie!
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