Describe your job using only terms that a disney junkiee would understand

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March 22, 2018 at 6:31 pm #70547

10dedfish
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My job is a 52 oz big gulp of beverly

March 22, 2018 at 6:55 pm #70549

missingWDW
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10dedfish wrote:

My job is a 52 oz big gulp of beverly

OMG I seriously LOL’d at this!

March 22, 2018 at 7:14 pm #70550

missingWDW
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Sometimes my job feels like I’m trying to teach a class full of the lost boys.
But mostly, it’s like getting to be Tigger all day!

Sorry, I my job!

March 22, 2018 at 7:56 pm #70552

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10dedfish wrote:

My job is a 52 oz big gulp of beverly

Dang it! You owe me a new keyboard! LOL!

March 22, 2018 at 8:35 pm #70557

10dedfish
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@eagle90

Only if you have pictures of you spitting the drink across the keyboard. Extra points will be awarded if it was alcoholic.

March 22, 2018 at 9:13 pm #70563

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Well, we’re both of out luck then! I don’t drink alcohol and it happened so fast no cameras could have caught it. I did genuinely laugh though!

March 22, 2018 at 9:18 pm #70565

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I use my wizard skills to magically *poof* 20 page briefs with perfect case cites into existence and then wish upon a star that the king doesn’t red line the zippity do da out of it.

March 22, 2018 at 9:34 pm #70567

starbee
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sarahjoe37 wrote:

I use my wizard skills to magically *poof* 20 page briefs with perfect case cites into existence and then wish upon a star that the king doesn’t red line the zippity do da out of it.

What type of law do you work in? There have been several paralegals popping up on here lately, which is funny to me because most of the time I tell people I’m a paralegal and they ask “what the heck is that?!”

March 22, 2018 at 10:18 pm #70575

disneybug
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I feel like a Disney parade attendant constantly giving the crowd commands. I continually ask them to move in front of the tape line to find a spot or to keep walking. All the while NO ONE is really listening to me and I repeat myself over and over and over…..

March 22, 2018 at 11:17 pm #70591

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My job is like deciding how much to charge for a Disney resort per night…I have to take into account the quality, the season, how many people will use it and how much use will it get…then I decide whether or not to charge for additional items like parking.

March 23, 2018 at 12:19 am #70592

BacksideOfWater
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My job’s as crazy as the race to space and dash to splash combined

March 23, 2018 at 8:15 am #70598

Acamm
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My job is exactly like me being Sergio the Juggling Mime in Epcot’s Italy Pavilion…. juggling more and more balls while blowing my whistle at everyone so they will listen to me!

March 23, 2018 at 8:22 am #70600

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my job is like finding new and mysterious ways to keep Stitch up and running while getting no money to do it, and having to explain to Disney fans who hate Stitch exactly why keeping Stitch is so important.

March 23, 2018 at 8:49 am #70602

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I am the cast member who answers the “What time is the 3:00 parade?” question…

March 23, 2018 at 9:00 am #70606

Acamm
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colette181 wrote:

I am the cast member who answers the “What time is the 3:00 parade?” question…

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